Some past examples of my treatment of aphorisms are found in Philosophers Squared – and A Dictionary of New Epigrams – and 147 Delphic maxims. Today, I am continuing to rewrite a book I read in the 1960s, but I’ll not mention the title and the author’s name until it’s done. It’s a silly game to encourage people to read some old quote books and “know the wisdom” of our ancestors. There may be about twenty-three posts of these commonly thought things. That’s a task!
- He’s not lazy! He’s just highly motivated by pillows.
- They are like two atoms, identical, and they repel each other.
- I’m not supposed to spit in public, so I spit twice as much at home.
- They are as crazy as squirrels in the mating season.
- They’re as happy as a crowd of lonesome drunks.
- He’s as wrapped up in himself as Houdini in a straitjacket.
- As welcome as another beer when you have to piss and can’t.
- He’s as useless as expired movie tickets.
- You are useless and unwanted! Get used to it or do something useful.
- There’s little choice between a sticker in your sock and a rock in your shoe.
- If you need to be flattered, hold meat before a hungry dog.
- You created your habits, now you get to live with them.
- I am a human being, and anger is an emotion that’s available to me.
- Mount Everest doesn’t fear a windy night.
- Fly-fishermen live on their wife’s vegetables.
- Too quiet a life is as painful as too stressful a one.
- Arrogance is a symptom of unappreciated abilities.
- A fool is still a fool even when buried in gold.
- It’s hard to sleep in a barn with a braying ass.
- All living things are approximately equal and must fight you.
- Suspicion sees itself when looking in a mirror and projects it onto others.
- My only excuse is that it seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
- I did it because it was the best option I had.
- Some beautiful things do not need to hide a hook.
- Bald heads are more easily kept tidy than hairy ones.
- With good behavior and plentiful cash, you can eat breakfast.
- There’s no use howling at the phone you’ve dropped into the sea.
- Cultivate angry wrinkles in your face, and you will be shunned.
- Beauty won’t impress the butcher, but it will the butcher’s son.
- The possibility of heaven and hell keeps most people honest.
- When the dinner bell sounds, the mouth begins watering the teeth.
That’s the second batch of codified common sense.
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