Primary sources of these proverbs are from the web. They have been filtered through Grammarly and rewritten for easier application to the Aphor Game which is designed for the creation of useful new ideas.
There were lots of beautiful Canadian Proverbs, but having rewritten over six thousand national proverbs and discovered many duplicates, from now on I’m focusing in on the unique ones.
– Joy of Museums – Proverbicals – Quotes by A-Z – Special Dictionary – Spiritual Life – World Proverbs
- A picture of Justin Trudeau is worth a thousand words.
- All Hallows moon will find witches to swoon.
- Baby skunks are cute and look like mice, but their moms don’t nurse the mice.
- Beer bellies like to sing beer belly songs.
- Brute force and stupidity always win in stupid people’s dreams.
- Challenge your preconceptions, or you will get stuck in the snow.
- Do not yell “dinner” until you have eaten your fill.
- Don’t eat yellow snow or brown snow either.
- Even the devil has forethought and places a pillow for a drunk to fall upon and dream of hockey.
- Every cook makes his broth to please himself.
- God Bless America, but God help us put up with their government.
- He thinks he’s got a good grip on the toilet.
- I’ve got in my foreign trip; I went to Berkeley.
- If at first you don’t succeed, try again in Afghani.
- If you can’t say anything pleasant, just say “sorey.’
- In Canada, you keep your friends close and Quebecois closer.
- It’s good to pursue happiness; it’s better to generate contentment.
- Lightning never strikes twice except in Canada.
- Many good things came to Canada and went south.
- No man is an island, except Prince Edward and 169 other Canadian ones listed in Wikipedia.
- The best things in life are free, like nature, pure air, and healthcare.
- There are lots of trees to harvest in Canada, but they grow back slowly.
- There’s no trailer hitch on a hearse for your friends to ride.
- Through seeing other people’s problems, a little forethought avoids them.
- Walk a mile in the woods in moccasins and learn why boots work better.
- When you talk about the sun and earth, you will see their value to everyone’s good life.
- You can’t make a great hockey team without breaking a few bones.

