These modified aphorisms will prompt new ideas or inspire you to discover even more obscure ones.
– Inspirational Stories – Proverbicals – Teacher Finder – Wikiquote
There have been over a thousand proverbs posted as Romanian. This is the 64th Probaway post on this subject of proverbs sorted on the population size of a country. They were searched on Google as “[country] proverbs”, combining as many of the top 30 on their list as possible to make a complete collection of each country. Those collected proverbs were put on Notepad to make it possible to clean the total text down to the proverbs themselves. That collection was then alphabetized using OpenOfficeWriter, and the duplicate proverbs and the extraneous data removed. That was then put back into Notepad to remove all hidden code, copied again over into WordPress + Grammarly. Then in Grammarly, it is possible to rewrite the list of proverbs for the Aphor Game. That name is a unique contraction of “aphorism game.” The goal is to make it possible for people to discover useful ideas latent in human knowledge which haven’t been discovered.
Here is an example of how capable people are of discovering obvious ideas:
In 1935 the world-changing DC-3 passenger airplane was introduced. At that time the Commercial airlines were already offering routine personal help to their passengers on Ford trimotors, by workers then named stewardesses. These women dressed in job-identifying uniforms became essential to the comfort of the passengers. The stewardesses were carrying their luggage, for 60 years, while wearing tight clothing and high heel shoes. The passengers and other aircrew were also carrying their luggage around the airports. However, it wasn’t until 1991 the modern suitcase with a handle and wheels on the bottom was invented. There were billions of hours of people sitting in airplanes and terminals with absolutely nothing to think about, and yet no one thought of putting wheels on the suitcases, for 60 years.
The Aphor Game is important because it stimulates people, like you, to see connections between things and ideas that you already know. The Aphor Game will put wheels on your thoughts.
The short-list of Romania Proverbs
- A bean soup eaten in liberty is more to be wished for than turkey dinner without it.
- A clear blue sky rarely experiences lightning.
- A desperate man can’t think rationally, and good advice can’t be processed into good actions.
- A foreign-language speaker has trouble helping you.
- A huge ship requires an ocean’s depths to function as designed, but a rowboat does well in shallow water.
- A liar only speaks the truth when he is too sick to think up lies.
- A mirror is scary to people with frightening faces.
- A needle is small, but it creates beautiful things.
- A single step is a moment of living.
- A squeaking door is quieted with a tiny drop of oil.
- A woman’s tongue is her most effective weapon.
- Advice after the event is energy better spent sucking on one’s thumb.
- Advice will always be rejected when it’s needed the most.
- Alcohol removes inhibitions, but some of them serve you well.
- Are you worse off for always wanting a thing and never getting it?
- Ax handles are made of hickory trees, and yet there is no malice.
- Balance your best option with the least evil one.
- Be friendly with everyone, even the devil, until you are well past his zone of control.
- Beautiful gloves can cover hands with ugly burn scars.
- Before you find God, devils will beat on you and saints too.
- Better a healthy mouse well cooked in the pot than nothing to eat.
- Better a loved ugly ducking in your village than a hated princess in a palace.
- Bite your heart and do your duty.
- Calm water like rushing water is supported by its bed.
- Changing governments always bring chaos, but a stable point is usually reached in a few years.
- Do household cleaning by starting high and working down, as dirt and dribbles obey gravity.
- Don’t burn your blanket because it had a flea.
- Don’t saw on the branch on which you’re sitting.
- Enjoy your childhood, adolescence, young adulthood, adulthood, maturity, and geriatric years when the opportunity is apparent.
- Even a hair casts a shadow.
- Even in paradise, you need some friends and interesting problems.
- Every atom provides its weight.
- Every sin committed secretly brings a lurking threat of exposure and punishment.
- Eyes that don’t see eye to eye soon ignore each other.
- Fathers sometimes change to look and behave like their successful sons.
- Fine words over an ordinary dinner make it taste better.
- For a moment, we can forget a misery that is ubiquitous with the thought of some beautiful thing.
- God and a cow will provide milk, but you must provide the pail and the milking hands.
- Good breeding always shows itself.
- Good people don’t talk nonsense, but they are humorous.
- He who never rode a horse never suffered a fall.
- He who turns to the law for help returns home in impoverished.
- He’s so dedicated that he will jump in with his clothes on.
- Hot angry words are not so destructive as cold, nasty ones.
- Hunger for food is direct, if intermittent, but a desire for carnal things is tortuous.
- If someone doesn’t understand you, they think you’re stupid.
- If you consider marriage, visit your girlfriend’s family and imagine living with her mother.
- If you have something to contribute to the betterment of humanity or the world, give it now.
- If you love roses when young, expect thorns when you’re old.
- If you must obey, do it with grace.
- If you wish for the advice of experience , ask an old man about his failures.
- It doesn’t solve your problem to be so angry you could eat a whole cow, including the tail.
- It is common wisdom that flies like honey and hate vinegar, but I suggest you put that idea to an empirical test.
- It’s overly optimistic to say that in a hundred years, you will be dead; even one year may be optimistic.
- It’s the movements of the eyes that express the emotions within the person.
- Let the pot boil for a few minutes to kill bacteria and make everything taste better.
- Let unpleasant words be ignored, and enjoy the beauty of the day.
- Life imitates art, and art imitates life, like a ping pong game.
- Live and encourage all life to live fully, and explore their life niches.
- Love is beyond rationality and spans enigmatic obstacles.
- Many of the injuries to your well-being, a good friend can cure.
- Mice return to their holes in the ground seeking safety and eagles to their nests in trees reaching for the sky.
- No matter what the weather is now, it will soon change.
- One itch scratched generates two that need scratching.
- Opening old wounds hurts and may cause a deadly infection.
- Our comics keep people laughing because the truth hurts too much for them to endure without laughing.
- Out of a bird’s egg comes a bird, and out of a devil’s egg comes a devil.
- Patience is a virtue if used in moderation.
- People who are giving advice are telling themselves what they would do in those circumstances.
- People who fear to wake up in the dark leave a candle burning.
- Poverty is the reward of previous decisions to do the easiest thing.
- Proceed at the speed which gets things done at an acceptable quality.
- Sitting between two chairs is as difficult as paddling two canoes because you are supported by neither one nor the other.
- Snake tamers are the ones most frequently bitten.
- Some people consume their energy in talking, others in getting things done.
- Speak to the heart of the person in front of you because it’s what they feel, not what they think.
- The clothing of a saint may hide a devil.
- The eyes speak the same language, but the people behind the eyes live in different societies.
- The laws of nature moved precisely through entropy until living things found ways to shift it a bit.
- The natural law of propinquity is that similar mineral things collect together, and similar living things like people attract similar people.
- The same piece of wood can be a rowing oar or a beating club.
- The thief who we haven’t caught we accept as an honest man.
- The tongue is softer than steel, but it cuts deeper.
- The urge of heroes is to save their friends at whatever their own cost.
- The world is unjust, and a man is remembered for his words, not his actions.
- The world will return only half the love you give it, but that is enough if you give a little.
- Things we feel will last forever often vanish overnight.
- Thoughts are the mind making up reasons to explain what the heart is feeling.
- Time fosters entropy, so enjoy the current situation before it degrades into chaos.
- To do two or more things well requires setting time and place limits on each of them, and never permitting overlaps.
- Too much of a good thing is as destructive of happiness as too little of it.
- Treat the guard at a checkpoint like your favorite uncle until you are long gone.
- True words are often spoken in jest and get a grudging laugh, but falsehoods are more interesting and expressed as sober faith.
- Under an old coat, there may be an old man with great wisdom.
- Watch and hear but be quiet, and choose your actions to be friendly and helpful.
- We all speak some dog language, like a growl, a territorial bark from a distance, a snarl, and a whimper.
- We must make our way where we presently are located.
- We must take an opportunity when it appears, as it may never occur again.
- We should have some fear of death as it might be painful, but not of being dead, as it has no demonstrated expression of awareness.
- What he held in his hand was real, but what he said with his mouth was untestable belief.
- Whatever comes into your net, you must haul in and remove.
- When a fox clothed in black robes is going to be preaching, leave your valuables at home and bring noisy pocket change.
- When a mother is fifty and her daughter is thirty, they might look and act like sisters.
- When a person in misery is sleeping, don’t wake them and return them to their pain.
- When coming into this world, choose your parents carefully.
- Where nature is growing grass this spring, it is a good year for you to plant your grassy crops.
- Where there is smoke, there is smoke and only the probability that fire produced it.
- Who bites his tongue and is silent speaks no words he will regret.
- Winter will ask what crops you cultivated last summer, and if you are found wanting, you will have a hungry spring.
- With hard, knotty wood, you must have sharp tools and hone them frequently.
- Women are the most fickle things on Earth.
- Women wearing long skirts have short minds.
- You go to a tavern for the same reason you go to church, to have some community, talk, and a touch of booze.
- You need not do everything right now, but you shouldn’t put them off too long either.
- You should never pour gasoline on a fire.
- Your seeing examples of evil will corrupt your good behaviors.
- Your wife’s eyes are in your wallet.