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Diogenes of Sinope (412 – 323 BC) was the Greek philosopher of Cynicism and living the absolutely simplest life style. I am a citizen of the world.
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1.- Blushing is the color of virtue.
2. When Alexander the Great addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, Diogenes replied, “I have nothing to ask but that you would move to the side, that you may not, by intercepting the sunshine, take from me what you cannot give.”
3. The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
4. Alexander the Great found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained, “I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.”
5. It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.
6. When some one reminded him that the people of Sinope had sentenced him to exile, he said, “And I sentenced them to stay at home.”
7. Once he saw the officials of a temple leading away some one who had stolen a bowl belonging to the treasurers, and said, “The great thieves are leading away the little thief.”
8. The art of being a slave is to rule one’s master.
9. When people laughed at him because he walked backward beneath the portico, he said to them: “Aren’t you ashamed, you who walk backward along the whole path of existence, and blame me for walking backward along the path of the promenade?”
10. To one who asked what was the proper time for lunch, he said, “If a rich man, when you will; if a poor man, when you can.”
11. The only way to gall and fret effectively another is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
12. I do not know whether there are gods, but there ought to be.
13. If you are to be kept right, you must possess either good friends or red-hot enemies. The one will warn you, the other will expose you.
14. Aristotle dines when it seems good to King Philip, but Diogenes when he himself pleases.
15. Being asked where in Greece he saw good men, he replied, “‘Good men nowhere, but good boys at Sparta.”
16. One day, observing a child drinking out of his hands, he cast away the cup from his pack with the words, “A child has beaten me in plainness of living.”
17. Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, “Here is Plato’s man.”
18. He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, “I am looking for a an honest man.”
19. He was seized and dragged off to King Philip, and being asked who he was, replied, “A spy upon your insatiable greed.”
20. Perdiccas threatened to put him to death unless he came to him, “That’s nothing wonderful,” Diogenes said, “for a beetle or a tarantula would do the same.”
21. Behaving indecently in public, he said “I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly.”
22. He once begged alms of a statue, and, when asked why he did so, replied, “To get practice in being refused.”
23. To the question what wine he found pleasant to drink, he replied, “That for which other people pay.”
24. He was breakfasting in the marketplace, and the bystanders gathered round him with cries of “dog.” “It is you who are dogs,” cried he, “when you stand round and watch me at my breakfast.”
25. Asked where he came from, he said, “I am a citizen of the world.”
26. He was going into a theatre, meeting face to face those who were coming out, and being asked why, he said, “This, is what I practise doing all my life.”
27. When the slave auctioneer asked in what he was proficient, he replied, “In ruling people.”
28. It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
29. Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
30. Boasting, like gilded armor, is very different inside from outside.
31. The noblest people are those despising wealth, learning, pleasure and life; esteeming above them poverty, ignorance, hardship and death.
32. Virtue cannot dwell with wealth either in a city or in a house.
33. Self-taught poverty is a help toward philosophy, for the things which philosophy attempts to teach by reasoning, poverty forces us to practice.
34. Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.
35. No labor, according to Diogenes, is good but that which aims at producing courage and strength of soul rather than of body.
35. I trample upon the pride of Plato.
36. Men strive at digging and kicking to outdo one another, but no one strives to become a good man and true.
37. And he would wonder that the grammarians should investigate the ills of Odysseus, while they were ignorant of their own. Or that the musicians should tune the strings of the lyre, while leaving the dispositions of their own souls discordant; that the musicians should gaze at the sun and the moon, but overlook matters close at hand; that the orators should make a fuss about justice in their speeches, but never practice it; or that the avaricious should cry out against money, while inordinately fond of it.
38. You must obey me, although I am a slave; for, if a physician or a steersman were in slavery, he would be obeyed.
39. He used to call the demagogues the lackeys of the people and the crowns awarded to them the efflorescence of fame. He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, “I am looking for a man.” One day he got a thorough drenching where he stood, and, when the bystanders pitied him, Plato said, if they really pitied him, they should move away, alluding to his vanity. When someone hit him a blow with his fist, “Heracles,” said he, “how came I to forget to put on a helmet when I walked out?” Further, when Meidias assaulted him and went on to say, “There are 3000 drachmas to your credit,” the next day he took a pair of boxing‐gauntlets, gave him a thrashing and said, “There are 3000 blows to your credit.
40. When some one reproached him with his exile, his reply was, “Nay, it was through that, you miserable fellow, that I came to be a philosopher.”
41. When he was dining in a temple, and in the course of the meal loaves not free from dirt were put on the table, he took them up and threw them away, declaring that nothing unclean ought to enter a temple. To the man who said to him, “You don’t know anything, although you are a philosopher,” he replied, “Even if I am but a pretender to wisdom, that in itself is philosophy.” When some one brought a child to him and declared him to be highly gifted and of excellent character, “What need then,” said he, “has he of me?” Those who say admirable things, but fail to do them, he compared to a harp; for the harp, like them, he said, has neither hearing nor perception.
42. Being asked why people give to beggars but not to philosophers, he said, “Because they think they may one day be lame or blind, but never expect that they will turn to philosophy.”
43. Most people, he would say, are so nearly mad that a finger makes all the difference. For if you go along with your middle finger stretched out, some one will think you mad, but, if it’s the little finger, he will not think so.
44 Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
45. When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contemptible as man.
46. The sun, too, shines into cesspools and is not polluted.
COMMENTS
48.> Diogenes practiced his philosophy of Cynicism by his contemptuous actions and statements directed at the publicly virtuous men of his day. He is still famous for his insults directed personally at people who themselves are still famous more than two thousand years later. When Alexander the Great asked Diogenes, who was sitting in his barrel, if there was anything he could do for him, the tart reply was, I have nothing to ask of you, but that you would stand to the side, that you may not, by blocking the sunshine, take from me that which you cannot give. Then Diogenes went picking through some piles of human bones supposedly looking for Alexander’s dead father, Philip of Macedon, and proclaimed, I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of dead slaves.
49.> Of course Diogenes aroused the anger of people around him with his sarcastic cynicism and he was banished from his home city, Sinope, to which he replied, And I sentenced them to stay at home.
50.> Diogenes practiced a direct contradiction to Immanuel Kant’s later dictum The Categorical Imperative “Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law.” If everyone behaved as Diogenes did, society wouldn’t last a day. Perhaps not really intending it as his message to the world, but he clearly showed us a path not to follow. Diogenes seems a comic hero of the absurd nihilist variety; and yet of the hundred billion people who have lived on Earth he is still famous two thousand years after his disgusting behavior ended.




